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The collection of humour items:

             In Nepali
             In English
             In Russian
             In Hindi
        

 

 

 

       

In English

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While waiting for a bus a sardar sees a truck being towed away by another truck. He laughs, breaks down, rolls on the ground and cannot control his laughter. There is a madrasi who is standing with the sardar for the bus. He wonders what's up ? Calls sardar, but sardar cannot control himself, points at the towing truck & again rolls on the ground, billowing more dust. The madrasi appa is annoyed, pulls up sardar asks him what is so funny ?The sardar says "Kya zamana aa gaya hai, Ek rassi uthane ke liya do-do Truck" and again starts rolling.......

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One day sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor of a building when a man came running in to his office and shouted "Santa singh your daughter Preeto just died in an accident."Sardarji was in panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window.While coming down when he was near the tenth floor, he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married. When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Santa Singh.

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The sardarni asks her lover, "santa dear, if we get engaged, will you give me a ring?".
Sure", replies santa. "What's your phone number?"


* * * * * *

Sardarji is buying a TV. "Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."


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Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
Just a sec," says the rep.
Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up.

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EMPLOYMENT..

Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column "Salary Expected" : He was not sure as to what to be filled there.
After much thought he wrote : Yes

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CROCODILE BOOTS..

Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one . He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims
"71st and *again* barefeet!"

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A sardar goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?" The clerk replies, "That is a thermos flask."
The sardar then asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold."
The sardar says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos. His sardar boss sees him and asks,
"What is that shiny object with you?"
He said, "It's a thermos flask."
The boss then says,"What does it do?"
He replies, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."

* * * * * *

A Sardar took an answering machine home and fixed it home somewhere in Rajasthan, but two days later disconnected it because he was getting complaints like
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai"

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What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies ?
He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!

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What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper ?
(he already has one and he wants one more..)
He takes a photcopy of the white paper !!!

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Sardar went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.
"I would like to buy this small TV,"
he told the salesman."Sorry, we don't sell to SARDARs," he replied.
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned to tell the salesman "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman replied.
"Damn, he recognized me," he thought. he went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new hair color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before he again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied. Frustrated, he exclaimed "How do you know I'm a Sardar?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied

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Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.

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How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear


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What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand
grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.


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What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.


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How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.


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What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.


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Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.

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Why can't Sardars make ice cubes?
They always forget the recipe.


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How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?
He threw it off a cliff.

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What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.

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What do you see when you look into a Sardar'
eyes? The back of his head.


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What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!).


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What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?
Just-one Singh.


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Why does Sardar always smile during lightning
torms? They think their picture is being taken.


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Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their
shoes? Toes Go In First.


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How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.


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Why can't Sardar dial 911?
They can not find the eleven on the phone


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How do you get Sardar on the roof?
Tell him the drinks are on the house.


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"Oh, look at the dead bird."
Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?


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What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them but you never see them.

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Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman
as opposed to a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.


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TO LOSE WEIGHT..


The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34
kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.
"What's the problem?"asked the doctor.
"I'm 2400 kms from home."


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TRAIN TO LUDHIANA..

Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station. Hari Singh asks the clerk:
"Can I take this train to Ludhiana?"
"No," answers the Railway man.
"Can I?" asks Gani Singh.


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A sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him
"kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai"
Sardarji replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata "


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Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks
"kyon bhai ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?"
Sardarji replies
"Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun"

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Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the Station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, the sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror. Said his wife " What's the matter?"
Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else"

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Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?"
The sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."


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Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate
"Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese."
"How come you write "Chinese"when both parents are Sikh?" " Aah, Sardarji read
a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."


* * * * * *

Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to the outer space.The ground control issues commands "Rubi!"
"Woof!" its the barking sound
"Press the red button." "Woof! Woof!" "Moti!"
"Woof!" "Press the white button." "Woof! Woof!"
"Sardarji!" "Woof."
"Stop barking, feed the dogs and don't touch anything!"


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Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Towerwhen someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower.
Sardarji says "Yes". "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken for a ride. On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder.
"
The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says "I am not a fool.This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder."

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DOUBLE DECKER BUS RIDE

Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double-decker bus.Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat,But unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top. After awhile when the rush was over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Banta Singh.He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death.
He says, "Arre Banta Singh ! What the heck's goin' on? Why are you so scared ? I was enjoying my ride down there ?

Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you've got a *driver.*"


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Santa Singh with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "
I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.
" Oh Dear! " the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But ..what happened to your other ear?"
"The scoundrel called back."


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In Nepali
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r'6lsnf

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/f]uL M lsg 8fS6/;fk <

8fS6/ M xftdf nfpg] k~hf leq} 5'6]5 ===

/f]uL M slt nf]eL x'g'k/]sf] xh'/nfO{ < nf}, lngf];\ k}+;f . a? go} k~hf lsGg';\ .

 

hfuL/sf]nfuL cGt/jft{f lbg uPsf] pd]baf/ cGt/jft{f lng] clwsf/+LnfO{ eG5

,, d cfhsf] cGt/jft{fdf kSsfklg kf; x'Gg o;df ;tk|ltzt lj:jf; 5 ,,

clwsf/+L M ,, n To;f] eP afhL 7 f]sf}+ kfr kfr xhf/ . ,,

)))

aRrf M xh'/ lgs} a]/ oxfF al;/xg'x'G5 <

kfx'gf M lsg / afa' <

aRrf M a'jf eGg'x'G5 ls kfx'gf ghfp~h]n vfg ga:g] /] . cfk"mnfO{ oxfF s:tf] ef]s nflu;Sof] ===

)))

 

a'jf M cfhsf] ltd|f] k/LIff lng] k|f]k]m;/ a"9f s:tf vfnsf dfG5] /x]5g\ <

5f]/f M d]/f] ljrf/df pxfF a8f] wfld{s x'g'x'G5 M ha d pxfFsf] k|Zgsf] hjfkm lb+b} hfG5', pxfF x/]s rf]l6 cfsfzlt/

kms]{/ ,,x/} lzj, x/] lzj===,, pRrf/0f ug'{x'GYof] .

)))

 

GofofwLz M eujfg\sf] s;d vfP/ ;To s'/f dfq af]n M ltdLn} ck/fw u/of} ls u/]gf} <

cleo'St M Tof] kQf nufog] sfd tkfO{+sf] xf] . To;}sf] nflu t tkfO{+nfO{ tna lbOG5 .

)))

 

cSsn] M k|wfgafh] s'g sf/0fn] laTg' eP5 <

ls:gk|;fb M lgwf/df ;fFksf] 7'FufOn] .

cSsn] M xf] t, cf]xf] === s:tf] cfFv}df k/]g5 .

)))

 

k|]dL M ltdL;+u kl/ro u/]b]lv ax't} sd vfg yfn]sf] 5' . /S;L vfg 5f8]+, w'd|kfg ulb{g ===

k|]ldsf M xfdL aLrsf] k|]dn] ;a} s'/f] la;f{Olbof] <

k|]dL M k|]dn] xf]Og, dfofn' . k}+;fsf] cefjn] .

)))

 

,,lax]sf] cf}+7L nufpg] cfOdfO{nfO{ ljjflxt eg]/ lrGg'k5{ .,,

,,;fdfGo cf}+7L nfof] eg] lg <,,

,,To:sf] s'g} dtna x'Fb}g ===,,

,,olb lax]sf] / ;fdfGo b'j} y/Lsf] cf}+7L nufO{ eg] lg <,,

,, ljjflxt xf] t/ To;sf] s'g} dtna x'Fb}g .,,

)))

 

s'g b]z a9L k|hftflGqs 5 eGg] 5nkmn rln/x]sf] a]nf M

?ha]N6 M s'g} klg dfG5] XjfO6 xfp;lt/ kms]{/ s/fpg ;S5 M ,?ha]N6, d'bf{afb ===,, . o:sf] nflu p;nfO{ s]xL

kg x'g] 5}g .

:tflng M ;aeGbf k|hftGqjfbL b]z xfd|f] b]z xf] . oxfF hf] sf]xL /]8 :Sjfo/af6 q]mdlnglt/ kms]{/ s/fpg ;S5 M

,,?ha]N6 d"v{ xf] .,, o:sf] nflu p;nfO{ s]xL g/fd|f] x'g] 5}g .


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In Russian
Анекдоты

Комиссия принимает новый жилой дом. Проверяют звукопроводность. Два члена комиссиии переговариваются через стены соседних квартир.                      

Один кричит другому:                
- Ты меня слышишь? 
-Я тебя вижу!                     

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Студент возвращается с экзамена. Родители спрашивают его, какое впечатление на него произвел экзаменующий профессор.
-Очень набожный человек. Когда я отвечал,он то и дело поднимал глаза вверх и говорил : "Боже мой!".

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В больнице у врача             
-Скажите честно,доктор,эти ваши лечебные травы приносят хоть какую нибудь пользу?
-А к
ак же!Недавно я купил сыну дачу,а дочке достраиваю дом.....

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Мчится крутая БМВ по шоссе. Останавливает её ГБДДшник и видит на   заднем сидении лежит  автомат.

ГБДДшник: - Что это?
-Калькулятор.

ГБДДшник достаёт из кармана калькулятор,
- Вот это калькулятор!

-Ну так у вас для предварительных расчётов, а у меня для окончательных.

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Старенький "Запорожец" остановили ГБДДшники и вымогают взятку, у водителя пустые карманы. В это время по трассе   со скоростью 200 км/час мчится 600-тый мерседес. Молодой и неопытный ГБДДшник свистнул ему в свисток. Мерс резко тормозит, оттуда выходит огромный мордоворот с автоматом и спрашивает:
" Кто свистел??!!" Перепуганные ГБДДшники просто остолбинели.        Водитель "Запорожца" :
"Ребята, отпустите меня, а то я скажу ему кто свистнул".

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Встречаются два  "новых русских".                  

- Привет, как живёшь?   
-Всё отлично, только есть маленькое НО, жена так уже надоела просто не могу уже с ней жить, а заказать её как-то неудобно, жена всё-таки.    

-Даже не знаю, что тебе и посоветовать... Ну может купи ей BMW она будет на ней быстро ездить и может разобьётся. Через время опять они встречаются.           
-Ну как жизнь?          
- Да ты знаешь, плохо... Купил я ей BMW она ездит на ней всё хорошо, она довольна...        

- Н-дааа... Ну может быть лучше Мерседес? Может на нём она разобьётся...    Встречаются они ещё через время.                  
- Ну и как жизнь?    

- Ужасно!! Жена счастливая, ездит на мерсе ни одной аварии.            

-Хмм... Знаешь, есть ещё вариант... Недавно объявление читал,
продаётся "Ягуар" вместе с гаражом.. Попробуй...  
Встречаются друзья снова.        
-Ну что у тебя с женой?        
-Спасибо огромное за совет! Этот ягуар сожрал её прямо в гараже!

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- Ты умеешь нырять?                  

-Да.             

-А сколько времени ты можешь оставаться под водой?                    

-Ну, по-разному.....                       

-Как это?      

-Это зависит от того,  как быстро меня вытащат....

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Турист во время экскурсии по озеру Лох-Несс спрашивает гида:           

-Скажите, а когда обычно чудовище появляется на поверхности?                         -Обычно после пятого стакана, сэр.

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Вызывает начальник кочегара. 

-Зачем пьешь?      

-Я не пью. Просто когда зуб болит, беру глоток водки в рот - легче. Подержу да и проглочу.         

-А  ты бы выплёвывал.

-Так водка-то дорогая. Жалко !


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Судья: Так виноват или нет?  

Подсудимый: Это должны установить вы. За это вам деньги платят!

 

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-Товарищ прапорщик, а если бы армии не было, Вы кем были бы?  

-Пожарником       

-Ну, а если бы пожарников не было?                                                 
-Тогда милиционером.    

-Ну, а если бы и милиции не было?

-Чё пристал?! Я бы всё равно не работал.

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Из-под стола:       

-Мяу!                                                 
Хирург:  "Брысь!"   

-Мяу!                                                   
-Пошла вон!
 

-Мяу!                                                   
Хирург отрезал что-то у пациента и бросил под стол:

-Да на, подавись!

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древной истории.Учитель Идут занятия в классе по спрашивает ученика:        
-Скажи кто был первым человеком на Земле?  
-Адам.                                   
 -А какое страшное бедствие послал на него Бог?  
-Еву

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Беседа в дурдоме               
-Ты кто?       
                        
-Я -Юлий Цезарь! А ты?        
-Я -папа Римский.                
-Да? А кто это тебе сказал? 
-Сам Господь Бог!
                  
В разговор вмешивается треий:                                   
   
-Врет он,ничего я ему не говорил.

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Врач сказал больному,что у него СПИД.
Тот бледнеет:     
-Господи ! Чем же теперь
лечиться?                                  
-Ничем.
                                    
- Как ?! И нет никаких лекарств? -умоляет пациент.  

-Ну, можете принимать грязевые ванны.                       
-И что, помогает? - с надеждой спрашивает тот. 
-Да нет.Просто к земле привыкните...
                                   


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In Hindi

!= Ps Hof]ltifL yfg]bf/ ;] M ,,d]/f a]6f vf] uof x}, tnfz sLlhP .,,
yfg]bf/ -xF;s/_ M ,,Hof]ltifL hL, O;] tf] cfk eL ckgL kf]yL b]vs/ tnfz s/ ;st] x}+ .,,
Hof]ltifL M ,,tnfz tf] s/ ;stf x'F, k/Gt' d]/L kmL; sf}g b]uf <,,


@= Ps 8fS6/ ckg] bf]:tf]+ s] ;fy vfg] sL d]h k/ a}7] xL y] ls 6]lnkmf]g sL 306L ahL . kmf]g ;'gs/ ckg] bf]:tf]+ ;] af]n] M ,,efO{, Ifdf s/gf, Ps d/Lh sL taLot v/fa x} cf}/ d'e]m t'/Gt jxfF hfgf x} .,,
ox sxs/ j] rng] xL jfn] y] ls pgs] bf]:t g] xft ks8 s/ sxf M ,,8fS6/, cfh tf] ls;L a]rf/] sf] ckgL df}t xL d/ hfg] bf] .,,


#= c;nd M ,,kfFr ?kP pwf/ b] bLlhP <,,
;tLz M ,,dfkm sLlhP, d}+ cfksf] kxrfgtf gxL+ c"F .,,
c;nd M ,,O;Ll;P tf] d}+ cfk;] df+u /xf x"F . hf] cfbdL d'e]m ;xrfgt] x}+, j] pwf/ gxL+ b]t] .,,


$= Ps JolSt g] ckg] b"w jfn] ;] emNnfs/ sxf M ,,t'dd]+ cf}/ ufo d]+ s]jn ox cGt/ x} ls jx z'4 b"w b]tL x} cf}/ t'd kfgL ldnfs/ b]t] xf] .,,
b"w jfn] g]+ pQ/ lbof M ,,gxL+, hgfa . Ps cGt/ cf}/ eL x} . d}+ pwf/ b]tf x"F, ufo pwf/ gxL+ b]tL .,,


%= 6fsLh sL a'ls+u lv8sL k/ ha Ps xL cfbdL sf] rf/ af/ Ps xL lts6 v/Lbt] x'P a'ls+u Sns{ g] b]vf tf] kfFrjL af/ p;g] 6f]s lbof M ,,c/], hgfa . cfksf] lhtg] ltstf]+ sL h?/t xf], Ps xL ;do d]+ n] nLlhP . Ps l6s6 s] lnP af/ af/ nfOg d]+ Sof]+ v8] xf]t] x}+ <,,
,,dflns, d'e]m tf] a; Ps xL l6ls6 sL cfjZostf x} . lhtgL af/ d}+ oxfF ;] l6ls6 n] uof, ptgL af/ u]6 k/ v8] cfbdL g] ltlst lnof, p;] b]vf cf}/ kmf8 lbof . cfk xL atfOP, d}+ Sof s?F <,, b]xftL g] a8] ef]n]kg ;] pQ/ lbof .


^= bf] ldq xf]6n d]+ a}7] kmn vf /x] y] .
kxnf M ,,of/, d}g] k9f x} ls l5ns] d]+ lj6fldg xf]tf x} .,,
b";/f -Kn]t d]+ l5ns] e/s/_ M ,,tf] d}+ vftf x"F kmn cf}/ t'd vfcf] hL e/s/ lj6fldg .,,


&= Ps Sns[ g] ckg] bf]:t ;] sxf M ,,xdf/] cflkm; d]+ Ps k|sf/ ;] bf] ;Ktfx sL 5'l6[ofF x}+ . Ps ;Ktfx s] lnP d}+ afx/ hf /xf x"F cf}/ d]/] nf}6g] s] afb Ps ;Ktfx s] lnP ;fxa afx/ hf /x] x}+ .,,


*= :6]h s] bf] PS6/ gz] sL emf]+s d]+ ckgL ckgL tf/Lkm s/ /x] y] .
Ps af]nf M ,,d}g] Ps af/ OtgL cR5L PlS6+u sL ls b]vg] jfn] /f]g] nu] cf}/ Ps cf}/t tf] /f]t] /f]t] a]xf]z xf] uoL .,,
b";/] g] sxf M ,,t'Dxf/L PlS6+u tf] s'5 eL gxL+ . d}+g] d/g] sL P];L cT5L PlS6+u sL ls nfOkm OGzf]/]Gz jfnf]+ g] tf] d]/L aLaL sf] d]/L OGzf]/]Gz sf k};f ts b] lbof .,,


(= n8s] cf}/ n8sL sL zfbL sL aftrLt xf] /xL yL . n8s] jfnf]+ g] tf/Lkm s/t] x'P ckg] n8s] s] af/] d]+ sxf M ,,xdf/f n8sf Gofolk|o x} cf}/ ;asf] Ps gh/ ;] b]vtf x} .,,
n8sL jfnf]+ g] tf/Lkm s/t] x'P sxf M
,,xdf/L n8sL ax't xL sfd s/g] jfnL x} . x/ ;do Ps 6f+u k/ v8L /xtL x} .,,


!)= Ps k|f]k]m;/ x}6 v/Lbg] Ps b'sfg k/ kx'Fr] . b'sfgbf/ g] ax't ;] x}6 lbvfP k/Gt' pGx]+ sf]O{ k;Gb gxL+ cfof .
crfgs sfp06/ ;] Ps x}6 p7fs/ pGxf]+g]+ l;/ k/ /vf cf}/ lrNnf k8] M ,,
ax't cR5f, ox lans'n lkm6 x} . O;sL sLdt <,,
,,O;sL sf]o{ sLdt gxL+, >Ldfg\ .,,
,,Sof]+ <,, pGxf]+g] cfZro{ ;] k"5f .
,,ox jxL x}6 x} hf] cfk nufs/ vfP y] .,, b"sfgbf/ af]nf .


!!= /fd M ,,d}+ t'd;] kfFr 5 af/ tsfhf s/ r'sf x"F n]lsg t'dg] hf] /sd pwf/ nL yL, jx ceL ts gxL+ nf}6fO{ .,,
Zofd M ,,t'dg] eL tf] bz af/x af/ df+ug] k/ sh{ lbof yf .,,


!@= Ps l;g]df s] u]6sLk/ s] bfFt d]+ ;Vt bb{ x'cf . jx bf}8f x'cf 8fS6/ s] kf; uof cf}/ af]nf M
,,8fS6/ ;fxa, d]/] bfFt d]+ bb{ xf] /xf x} .,,
,,sf}g ;] bfFt d]+ <,,
,,gLr] sL afnsf]gL d]+, ;fdg] jfnL nfOg d]+ b";/] gSa/ k/ .,, u]6sLk/ g] pQ/ lbof .


!#= cWofks M ,,ljgo, Sof t'd u/LaL sf] ld6f ;st] xf] <,,
ljgo M ,,xfF, ;/ . cfk af]8{ k/ lnlvP tf] ld6f b"+uf .,,


!$= cWofks M ,,/fh", Ps s'Dxf/ s] kf; rf/ 38] y] . p;d]+ ;] Ps k"m6 uof . atfcf], ca lstg] ar] <,,
/fh" M ,,ceL atfg] ;] Sof kmfobf < cf}/ k"m6 hfg] bLlhP, Os6\7f xL atf b"+uf .,,


!%= cWofks M ,,s[i0f, t'd Otg] a8] xf] uP xf], lkm/ eL ;f} ;] pk/ lugtL gxL+ lug ;st] .,,
5fq M ,,d'e]m lktfhL ;fn e/ d]+ ;f} ?kP ;] Hofbf b]t] xL gxL+ .,,


!^= u|fxs M ,,5f]6L ;L Kn]6 x} cf}/ sLdt bz ?kP <,,
b"sfgbf/ M ,,Kn]6 kfFr ?kP sL xL x}, n]lsg /vt] p7ft] Ps Kn]6 6"6 uO{ yL . p;sL sLdt eL O;L d]+ hf]8 bL x} .,,


!&= /fs]z M ,,tfHh'a x}, 6\]g d]+ sfkmL eL8 xf]tL x} . lkm/ eL t'Dx]+ /f]h ;L6 ldn hftL x} .,,
/fh]z M ,,xfF, 6\]g d]+ v8] xf]t] xL d}+ sljtfPF ;'gfg] nutf x"F .,,


;+u|xstf{ M d's]z s'df/
Mukesh Kumar
Miscot - 3, R-8, Ramna
Muzaffarpur-842 002
Bihar, INDIA

 

 

 

 
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